19 facts about butts

A week ago or so, I stumbled across a post on social media about 19 things that everyone should know about butts. Since this post is my last one for April and it signifies my posting every day of this month, it is fitting to share a fun post with everyone.

Here are my thoughts about a few of these facts:

I have pygophilia (fact number 2). You can grope my butt or I can do the same to my guy, and it turns me on. I like looking at butts. I can't lie. I am fortunate that my guy has a cute one. It's a wonderful distraction!

My guy is dasypyga (fact number 4). Well, I don't think he has a full-on hairy butt. It's fuzzy and I love it.

Although I love being spanked these days, I suppose that it's true that women tend to be spankees than spankers (fact number 10). I am still a switch, though. I fantasize about my guy spanking me, but I also enjoy thinking about having my guy over my knee for a hard spanking. A girl can dream! 

I am not sure about fact number 13, which mentions that people with big butts produce smart kids. My parents don't exactly have huge backsides. I would like to think that I am a fairly bright woman. I will need to ask my guy whether his parents have huge butts. He's an incredibly intelligent person. 

Finally, I like eating fruits and vegetables. I haven't asked my butt whether it is happy (fact number 16). However, I think it's more about being regular than having a happy bottom here. Then again, what do I know?

I do know that I love spankings and how aroused I get. That's my fact.