Mad Libs... spanko-style

I saw this fun link on completing a spanko-style mad lib from Chross and thought it would be neat to join in. So, here's my version:

Prelude to a spanking

What in the world was I thinking? Was I even thinking at all? How could I have possibly thought I was going to get away with this? If only I had listened to my guy, when he warned me to behave. Why couldn't I have listened, just this once? I had a few simple rules I had to follow, and not only did I break one, I broke 14! We even went over the rules the other day. I can hear his voice in my head right now. He was standing over me, looking me in the shoulder, telling me he wanted to make sure I understood what was expected of me.

1. No cursing allowed. Especially not the dreaded swear word, fuddy duddy! If that word even came close to coming out of my mouth. He'd make sure to wash it out with hot dogs.
2. If I was going to be home late, let him know. He wanted to know I was safe, and not lost, wandering around in Erie.
3. Have dinner on the table when he comes home from work. It's a long day when you do what he does. I can't imagine being a stunt double. So if he wants a hot plate of macaroni and cheese and s'mores weenies waiting for him when he gets home, why not make it for him.
4. Corner time will always be done as follows: Hands on tummy facing the corner. Don't speak unless spoken to, and only answer respectfully, making sure to say cuddly wuddly after each yes or no answer.

That's it! It really shouldn't be that hard to follow those rules! So here I am, waiting for him in the corner. Oh, crappers! I hear his footsteps. Here we go!

Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like my naughty little cutiebootie with her butt pressed into the corner, waiting for her punishment. Maybe if you hadn't been so bad, you wouldn't be waiting to go over my penis to receive your spanking. Out of the corner, come over to me, and let's see what two implements you picked out. Ahh, perfect choices, the tablet, and the leather paddle.

These two always seem to do the trick nicely. They change your attitude pretty quickly, don't they? You go from being a little brat, to being a sweet little relish. Now, let's get started. I've had it with your attitude. You've been so nasty lately, so let's see if we can put a stop to that.