"I went to our favourite liquidation centre last Friday," he reported.Naturally, my guy was joking. I brought it up again later on in our conversation, so he knew that he had to make it up to me.
"Great! What did you get?" I asked.
"I got two buckets of our favourite laundry soap. It was going for $15 each," he noted.
"Cheap, indeed. It's practically half price," I indicated.
"Yes," he agreed. "If you want a bucket, I can sell you one for $25."
"But, you got it for $15. You're marking it up just for me?" I asked.
"Sure," he replied.
"You're so mean. My boyfriend is not only a cheap bastard, but a meanie. You can take that laundry soap and shove it up you-know-where," I replied.
"At least my colon will be clean," he joked.
"I will be far away when you explode," I noted.
It's a good start to the year so far!
LOL CB...you and your guy totally crack me up with your goofy conversations. Looking forward to what you come up with this year. ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
It's great to hear from you, Cat!
DeleteYes, our conversations do get pretty goofy now and again. It's fun that way. =)