"I'm hungry and I don't know where to go to grab a bite to eat," I said to my guy as I was driving (my phone was connected to my bluetooth speakerphone in my car).I love our conversations. He does, too.
"Why don't you go to Costco and get a hot dog?" he suggested.
"What?!" I questioned, as if I had heard him incorrectly. "You're letting me get a hot dog?"
"Yes," he replied.
"See, miracles can come true," I stated factually. "When you come back, I will drive your car."
"Um, no," he replied.
"Sure, I will. I may need another two years to convince you, but it will happen. I am a good girl after all," I hinted.
"You will never be a good girl. If I weren't away, you'd have a sore butt."
"No, you're wrong. I'm definitely a good girl," I teased.
"When I am back, the first matter is to punish you and give you a hard spanking," he said.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Hot dogs and an upcoming spanking
Conversations that my guy and I have are fun. Part of our conversation the other day went like the following:
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Who wouldn't, girl with the dirty mind, in a conversation that ends like that...
ReplyDeleteLucky girl,
Han
I am a lucky girl, Han. Yes, I am. =)
DeleteWhoa! He suggested a hot dog? Okay, I see the method to his madness...when he returns he was say that since you had a hot dog, you didn't eat healthy and need a barn burner to remind you to eat properly. ;) Your conversations crack me up.
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I know! His suggestion completely took me by surprise.
DeleteYou're right. I think that he is setting me up. I will have the hot dog, which will be his excuse to spank me. It's a win-win situation!