Sunday, June 14, 2015

N is for for World Naked Bike Ride Day

Saturday was World Naked Bike Ride Day. It's a day where you ride naked on your bike to reduce your dependency on oil and express yourself freely by letting everything hang out.

I could never ride on a bike naked. First, there is enough chaffing happening when you are wearing clothes. Why ride naked and injure yourself more? Second, you really would need to invest in a comfortable bicycle seat. Third, you would need to launder your bicycle seat cover like you would your clothes. Fourth, why would I subject everyone to see all of me?

There is an exception to the last point. My guy wouldn't mind seeing me that way. I am not sure about being on a bike in public for the whole world to see, though. In my case, I would probably be riding with a rosy backside, moments after my guy has spanked me.

4 comments:

  1. No Lady Godiva for you huh, girl with the naughty name. I love it that you have all these practical issues, before you say: my body is mine and for my guy only to see.
    And that GWTNN is just how I think it should be.

    Han

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    1. I am definitely no Lady Godiva, Han. I can't imagine riding on a horse naked, either. The saddle would have to be comfortable, which I can't imagine anything being comfortable riding a horse unless you are sitting on a memory foam mattress!

      Yes, baring my naked body for everyone to see seems odd. It's reserved for my guy to enjoy and for me. I'm glad that you feel the same way!

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  2. LOL CB...absolutely no way would I ride nude for many reasons but first and foremost...would scare the holy snot out of people. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Haha! I have the same reaction about folks seeing me that way. =)

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