Apparently, it's supposed to snow. I am not looking forward to the messy commute home.
The other day, my guy and I chatted about oral sex.
"I'd like you to lick my hard cock when I see you," he said to me, obviously horny.We both laughed. I thought that it was bad. Being a punny guy, he loved it.
"I'd lick it like a popsicle?" I asked him.
"Yes, let's give it a try," he suggested.
"I'm game. I have a number of flavoured oral gels that I'd like to use on you," I replied.
"Good," he said.
"So, it's really a cocksicle," I replied.