Thursday, February 04, 2016

Missing each other and thinking of a penis car antenna

My guy misses me a lot these days. When he does, he is exceptionally sweet.
"I miss you so much. I miss cuddling with, kissing, and hugging you," he told me.
"I miss all of that with you, too," I replied.
"I also miss when you're being naughty while you play with me," he admitted.
I also miss our intimate quality time together, including being spanked.

My guy got to hear me drive my new car as I drove to my dentist appointment and chatted with him hands-free. He finds that my car is quiet.
"We have to name your car," he stated factually.
"Okay. How about electric blue?" I suggested.
"How about bluie?" he asked me.
"I like it. Bluie, it is."
We also joked about having cars with private parts graphically displayed on the car's body.
"We can put a vagina on the car's hood," my guy said.
"Sure, that will go well, especially when kids see it," I said, as we both laughed.
"Yes, that could pose a problem," my guy admitted.
"So would the car's antenna being an erect penis. It gives new meaning to the car is coming -- literally."
He laughed hard. I like when we crack each other up.

2 comments:

  1. OMG...you two...now I'm not going to be able to look at an antenna on a car without thinking of an erect penis! You are both cracking me up! Sorry and happy that you miss each other.

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha! The visual is stunning, isn't it? ;)

      Delete